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    Default You'll never believe this one

    1st, let me say merry christmas. I hope you all had a great one.

    Now to my story. Last week i was pulling down toaster ovens in the stockroom. I was on a ladder about 7 fett in the air. I was holding the ladder with my left hand and holding a toaster oven in my right. I noticed an unopened box of them about to fall. There are 2 in a box. I move to avoid getting hit in the head and knoced off the ladder but the corner of the box caught me in the groin. Knocked the wind out of me and left me sore but no big deal. At least I thought no big deal.

    It's now Christmas day and I'm going to get a special present. I'm still a tad sore but no biggie. I'm to the point we all wait for when it starts to fill like my right testicle was about to explode. The pain is horrible. As I orgasim I about faint from the pain. Then I notice that the orgasim is blood.

    I went into work Monday morning and was sent to the hospital. They do an ultrasound, several times becuase they are sure that all the tubes that connect to my right testicle are still connected. So they start talking about surgery. They did back track after have a couple doctors look at it and determine that everything is together right but I am badly bruised and swollen.

    I'm about to go to the work comp doctor. I really didn't hurt that bad till after sex and then the ultrasound. Now I'm walking like John Wayne. Oh, and when they took my blood pressure after the ultrasound it was 183 over 128. So now I have to go friday to get check again for that. I aslo can not have sex for at least 3 weeks. It will be longer if the follow up utrasound does indeed show a tear once the swelling goes down. The tear isn't in the tubes that take blood to the testicles it would be in the tube that carry the sperm away.

    Bad thing is the only way to tell if it's bleeding is to orgasim and I'm in no hurry to do that.

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    Phillip!!!

    You need to find a safe protected place and curl up in the fetal position...

    I hope you recover quick;y and with little pain!

    Henry

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    Oh My God! That sounds terrible Philip. I am so sorry to hear of it. I wish you a speedy recovery in all aspects!!!!!!!!!! ugghh.
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    OWWWW! I think I'm going to be sick!

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    Oh Philip....man, I really feel for you buddy. Please keep us posted...and I'll be thinking about you.
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    Thanks guys. As many times as I've been hit there over the years I never thought this was possible. I have to see a specialist in a few days. I have debris and they aren't sure what it's from. I could have what they said is a fractured testicle or a tear. Best case is rest and meds, worst case is removal.

    I will say that my nuts have never gotten this much attention before

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    Man I am sure praying for as little pain and speedy recovery as possible.
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