So I'm stupid...

[Troy Dalton]

and a dirty old man.

The other day I went over to meet my new neighbor. Single mom, two kids, mildly attractive and a very nice tushy. So, we're just standing there chatting, for god nows how long, probably about an hour or more, when she drops a bomb shell...she says, "I'm really in cornhole."




Ok, I know it's a bean bag toss game...




Now!

[smokee]

I have so many responses tuning thru my head, none of which are appropriate for the CMS forums! =)