Subject: A Senior Love Story

Bill and Sarah, both 91, lived in a retirement Community. They met in the social center and discovered over time, that they enjoyed each others company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee. Bill asked Sarah out for dinner and much to his delight, she accepted

They had a lovely evening, they dined at the most romantic restaurant in town. Bill gave Sarah a gift to show his appreciation. Despite his age he was still a charmer.

Afterward, Bill asked Sarah to join him at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Sarah soon joined Bill for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.

As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they shared. Each was lost in their own thoughts.

Bill was thinking "If I'd known she was a virgin, I would have been more gentle".

Sarah was thinking.."If I had known he could still do it, I would have taken off my pantyhose".