The Lone Ranger gets captured by the Apache. The Apache Chief said, "since it is the harvest festival, we will give you three days to live, and you get three request, but on the third day you die. So what is your first request?" The Lone Ranger said, "I'd like to speak with my horse". The chief nodded, the Ranger whispered in Silvers ear and he took off. An hour later, the horse returns with this beautiful blonde. The chief was impressed and allowed her to stay the night and leave in the morning. The chief said, "This is second day of the harvest festival. You have two days then we will kill you. What is your second request?" Ranger said, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The chief nodded and the Ranger whispered in the horses ear. Horse took off and an hour later came back with a volumptioness brunette even more prettier then the blonde. Chief was impressed and allowed her to stay the night and leave the next morning. Chief said, "This is last day of harvest festival. Tomorrow you die. What is your last request?" Ranger said, "I'd like to speak to my horse...alone." The chief nodded. The Lone Ranger pulled Silvers head down and whispered in his ear, " For the last damn time, i said bring posse!."