Heaven and Hell

[Phil E]

Saw this on a tshirt this weekend...its pretty old but I liked it

Heaven and Hell

Heaven is a place where:
The lovers are Italian
The cooks are French
The mechanics are German
The police are English
and everything is organized and run by the Swiss

Hell is a place where:
The lovers are Swiss
The cooks are English
The mechanics are French
The police are German
and everything is organized and run by the Italians

[Troy Dalton]

New to me!