A young guy goes into a bar with this grumpy, cussing, vindictive old man. They take a seat and the bartender puts up with the old man's crappy attitude for a while then asked the young man, "Why do you hang out with this guy? He obviously is not your type." The young man replies, "The other day I found a bottle with a genie in it and he granted me one wish. I jumped for joy, and told him, "I want an Obutto!" Apparently, the genie was hard of hearing as all I got was this Old Butt-hole.