Drinking fun

[Tom Cinnamon]

Two men are sitting, drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building.
One turns to the other and says: "You know, last week I discovered if
you jump from the top of this building that by the time you fall to the
10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry
you around the building and back onto the roof."
The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.
2nd Man: "What are you, a nut? There is no way in Hell that could
happen!" 1st Man: "No, it's true. Let me prove it to you". So he gets up
from the bar, walks to the balcony, jumps over and careens to the street below.
As he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building
and back up onto the roof. He calmly walks back over to the bar. The 2nd
Man tells him: "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must
have been a one-time fluke."
1st Man: "No, a bunch of us were doing it yesterday. Look, I'll prove it
again," and again he jumps over and hurdles toward the street, and again
at the 10th floor the wind gently carries him around the building and
back up onto the roof.
Once again he urges his fellow drinker to try it.
2nd Man: "Well what the Frak, it works, I'll try it." So he jumps over
the balcony, plunges downward past the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors...and
hits the sidewalk with a 'splat'!!!
Back upstairs, the Bartender turns to the other drinker and says:
"You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."

[mufasa3]

That's not right. I guess we really can't trust our hero's.